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Sunday, November 2, 2008

Housekeeping

I don't do windows because... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because... I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.

I don't mind the dust bunnies because... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because... I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.

I don't pull weeds in the garden because... I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.

I don't put things away because. My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

I don't stress much on anything because... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty old woman!!!!

4 comments:

Karin Schueller said...

LMBO! I won't show this to the ladies I clean houses for, but this was hilarious! :)

Sweet Surrender Candles said...

I may have to use some of these! Very cute :)

JustJaynes said...

I have a big picture window in my family room that I can't reach to clean them from the outside, and the first summer we lived here, a bird hit the window. There are still bird feathers on it 5 years later!

thatissocute said...

Jennifer - I love these!! I think I'll be borrowing a few...